1) A pumpkin walks into a bar. He doesn't say anything, but the bartender says "Someone clean up that mess!!!
2) A Celine Dion pumpkin walks into a bar. The Bartender says "Is that a pumpkin or a banana?"
3) The Celine Dion pumpkin says, "My Candle will go on!"
4) There are some pumpkins at the grocery store for sale. There are three in a row at the front, one's big, one's medium, and one's small. A man comes to bye a pumpkin. The big pumpkin says, "Im going to get picked first cause I'm the biggest!" Then the little pumpkin says, "No, I'm going to get picked first cause I'm the smallest!!!" and the medium pumpkin doesn't say anything. It turns out that the guy picks another pumpkin. So later on a lady comes to bye a pumpkin. The big pumpkin says, "Im going to get picked first cause I'm the biggest!" Then the little pumpkin says, "No, I'm going to get picked first cause I'm the smallest!!!" and the medium pumpkin doesn't say anything. It turns out that the lady picks another pumpkin. So then a couple comes to buy a pumpkin. The big pumpkin says, "Im going to get picked first cause I'm the biggest!" Then the little pumpkin says, "No, I'm going to get picked first cause I'm the smallest!!!" and the medium pumpkin doesn't say anything. Then the couple picks the medium pumpkin, because they didn't want a talking pumpkin!!!!!